Part A: The Inevitable Bathroom Scene
Stay away kids.
1: [shocked] What the…? Feces this time? 2: Hey you…. what do you take me for, a vacuum car?!*
3: Of course not!
Next panel. Shot of outside the bathroom stall. A change of heart.
1: …"Smearing feces through reckless sex** may not be such a bad thing!"
2: [shocked] "Ehhhhhhhhh?!"
Old man, upon hearing their conversation while trying to handle his business, blushes in embarrasment.
NOTES:
*[vacuum car: also known as a honey pot, it sucks in sludge from within septic tanks.] I really should explain this metaphor, and the situation behind it, but I’d rather not.
**Chose to translate it as "reckless sex" as opposed to something along the lines of "h4rd fuc|<ing" although the latter would probably be the better, and more crude translation.
~~Why didn’t I attempt to translate the rest of the dialogue in the panel? Because there are a few characters I don’t really recognize, and while I could probably guess as to what it says (something dirty, of course), I’d rather not.
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SO where did I get my hands on such comics? Why Japanese forums, of course! Where else would I find such questionable content?
These colored comic panels are from a short yaoi manga called Kusomiso Technique, whose disgustingly erotic material is sweeping forums and becoming the rear-end of every badly told homosexual joke, japanese style. Things like this kinda make me wonder why there isn’t an actual novel, fan-made or otherwise, of Kakashi’s erotic novel "Icha Icha Paradise" and its sequel "Icha Icha Tactics":
Hah, I wont lie. If some dillusional, dedicated fan decides to come up with the material for Icha Icha paradise, I’d be one of the first to kill for a copy. Why hasn’t someone bribed Kishimoto with a few thousand yen to forget about his dignity and start writing a series of Icha Icha novels yet?
In any case, I’m not going to go more into the details of Kusomiso; my japanese is not that great, (hence my rough, sucky translations above) and I don’t want to relive the experience of manly love anymore than I had to in order to write this post. But hey, give the Japanese credit where credit is due. Their crazy, insane mindsets keep me entertained everyday. Even if I have to vomit a few times first.
[All images are copyright 山川純一, Kusomiso Technique.]
A/N: My next posts will involve more wholesomeness, and less scum, I promise. *grins*
MANGA